1 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:06,735 When are they gonna finish filming this vampire movie? 2 00:00:06,630 --> 00:00:09,165 I'm so sick of finding fangs in my soup. 3 00:00:09,064 --> 00:00:12,867 Oh my gosh, those could be blake radisson's fangs. 4 00:00:12,714 --> 00:00:15,549 I loved him in the "tridark" movies. 5 00:00:15,436 --> 00:00:17,971 Well, I hope you love him eating fish sticks because... 6 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:21,172 He's eating fish sticks. Oh my gosh, hide me. 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,807 Talk to him. 8 00:00:22,737 --> 00:00:24,038 I can't. 9 00:00:23,986 --> 00:00:26,554 It's blake radisson. 10 00:00:26,452 --> 00:00:29,020 Hey, blake! You're welcome. 11 00:00:29,686 --> 00:00:32,021 Hot. I mean, hi. 12 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:33,995 I mean, how's it going? 13 00:00:33,913 --> 00:00:34,913 This-- 14 00:00:34,874 --> 00:00:36,875 I love you as frederick, by the way. 15 00:00:36,795 --> 00:00:38,596 - See you, frederick. - Thanks, I-- 16 00:00:38,524 --> 00:00:40,792 And by the way, I love vampires way more than werewolves. 17 00:00:40,702 --> 00:00:43,070 I mean, what's with the ah-ooh! 18 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,111 Less howl, more flirty. 19 00:00:45,025 --> 00:00:47,559 Right. 20 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:49,593 So did you know 21 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,710 That when bats fly out of a cave, they always turn left? 22 00:00:52,582 --> 00:00:54,049 I hadn't heard. 23 00:00:53,991 --> 00:00:56,092 Oh, it's true. Just check "tridarkipedia." 24 00:00:56,009 --> 00:00:58,811 Have you ever flirted before? 25 00:00:58,699 --> 00:01:00,900 Not with a vampire. 26 00:01:00,812 --> 00:01:05,316 Your fish sticks look a little dry. 27 00:01:05,136 --> 00:01:06,836 Blargh! 28 00:01:06,768 --> 00:01:09,770 Oh my gosh, blake, I'm so sorry. 29 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:10,984 I didn't mean-- 30 00:01:10,931 --> 00:01:13,466 But it looks good on you. 31 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:16,767 Okay, bat leaving the cave. Bye. 32 00:01:16,631 --> 00:01:18,065 Go left. 33 00:01:20,411 --> 00:01:22,178 ( phone ringing ) 34 00:01:23,453 --> 00:01:26,054 ♪ off to the races, I'm going places ♪ 35 00:01:25,950 --> 00:01:28,952 ♪ might be a long shot, not gonna waste it ♪ 36 00:01:28,832 --> 00:01:33,436 ♪ this is the big break and it's calling my name ♪ 37 00:01:33,252 --> 00:01:35,620 ♪ yeah ♪ 38 00:01:35,525 --> 00:01:38,493 ♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪ 39 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:41,377 ♪ at least that's how I see it ♪ 40 00:01:41,257 --> 00:01:44,993 ♪ having a dream is just the beginning ♪ 41 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:47,779 ♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪ 42 00:01:47,662 --> 00:01:50,864 ♪ can't take away this feeling ♪ 43 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,638 ♪ taking a ride, chance on my side ♪ 44 00:01:53,522 --> 00:01:55,590 ♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪ 45 00:01:55,508 --> 00:02:00,044 ♪ so far, so great, so far, so great ♪ 46 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:03,398 ♪ ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da ♪ 47 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:06,058 ♪ ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da ♪ 48 00:02:05,947 --> 00:02:08,182 ♪ yow! ♪ 49 00:02:11,390 --> 00:02:12,891 - Anxious? - Yeah. 50 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,833 Me too. What are you pacing about? 51 00:02:14,753 --> 00:02:17,722 Well, I'm expecting a call from my brother grant. 52 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:20,438 - Oh. - Yeah. You? 53 00:02:20,325 --> 00:02:22,359 I put ketchup on a vampire. 54 00:02:22,278 --> 00:02:24,579 - Ooh. - A totally hot vampire. 55 00:02:24,487 --> 00:02:25,888 Oh. 56 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:28,468 - ( computer bleeping ) - ohh! 57 00:02:29,611 --> 00:02:32,780 Don't let grant get to you like he always does, okay? 58 00:02:32,654 --> 00:02:35,689 You know what? You're right. 59 00:02:35,567 --> 00:02:37,568 Not this time. I'm feeling good. 60 00:02:37,489 --> 00:02:39,690 I'm feeling good. I'm feeling strong. 61 00:02:39,602 --> 00:02:40,803 Ha ha! 62 00:02:40,756 --> 00:02:42,290 Hello. 63 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,496 He-hey, gravy! 64 00:02:44,406 --> 00:02:46,574 I'm not interrupting anything, am I? 65 00:02:46,487 --> 00:02:48,055 - Well, I mean-- - of course not, 66 00:02:47,993 --> 00:02:49,626 Because that would mean you had a life. 67 00:02:49,561 --> 00:02:52,563 Grady, don't just take that. Give it back to him. 68 00:02:53,597 --> 00:02:56,198 No life, huh? 69 00:02:56,094 --> 00:02:58,829 So true. 70 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,421 How can you not have a life? 71 00:03:00,353 --> 00:03:01,753 You're on a t.V. Show, man. 72 00:03:01,698 --> 00:03:05,101 - Have you seen it yet? - No. I have a life, 73 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:07,566 Filled with girls and more girls, bro. 74 00:03:07,462 --> 00:03:10,998 But you wouldn't know about that. 75 00:03:10,856 --> 00:03:12,791 I've had girlfriends. 76 00:03:12,715 --> 00:03:15,083 Hermione doesn't count. 77 00:03:14,988 --> 00:03:18,123 Grady's got no lady. Grady's got no lady. 78 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,867 Oh, yeah? Grady's got a lady, 79 00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:22,819 - And you're looking at her. - What? 80 00:03:22,737 --> 00:03:25,673 You mean, you didn't tell your brother about us? 81 00:03:25,556 --> 00:03:29,158 Uh, well, it's just it's all so new. 82 00:03:29,013 --> 00:03:33,417 Speaking of new, the shirt I bought you looks great on you. 83 00:03:33,241 --> 00:03:35,242 I thought mommy got you that shirt. 84 00:03:35,162 --> 00:03:38,364 Mm-hmm, mommy did. 85 00:03:38,236 --> 00:03:40,203 Bye. 86 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:43,561 Am I a good friend or what? Or what? 87 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,625 A little love up top right there, right there. 88 00:03:45,537 --> 00:03:47,071 What did you do? 89 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:49,612 Grant is flying out to visit tomorrow. 90 00:03:49,508 --> 00:03:51,409 This is not good. 91 00:03:51,334 --> 00:03:53,902 - Oh. - Yeah, "oh." 92 00:03:53,799 --> 00:03:56,634 'cause when he finds out you're not really my girlfriend, 93 00:03:56,521 --> 00:03:59,590 I will never hear the end of this. 94 00:04:00,876 --> 00:04:03,444 Don't worry, grady. You know what? 95 00:04:03,342 --> 00:04:05,944 I'm officially your girlfriend-- 96 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,441 Officially your fake girlfriend. 97 00:04:08,337 --> 00:04:10,038 Oh, really? 98 00:04:09,971 --> 00:04:12,806 Well then, make me a sandwich. 99 00:04:13,813 --> 00:04:15,814 I'm just messing around. 100 00:04:15,735 --> 00:04:17,970 I'll go make you a sandwich. 101 00:04:21,947 --> 00:04:24,015 So look at us 102 00:04:23,933 --> 00:04:26,902 Having breakfast together without grady and sonny. 103 00:04:26,783 --> 00:04:29,584 Yeah, look at us. 104 00:04:35,333 --> 00:04:38,702 For a moment there I thought we'd have nothing to talk about. 105 00:04:38,568 --> 00:04:41,269 But here we are, 106 00:04:41,161 --> 00:04:42,962 Talking about 107 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:45,125 How we thought we'd have nothing to talk about. 108 00:04:45,036 --> 00:04:46,236 That's something to talk about. 109 00:04:46,189 --> 00:04:48,857 Yeah. No, it's not. 110 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,317 Yeah, we got nothing. 111 00:04:50,255 --> 00:04:52,490 Oh, this could be something. 112 00:04:52,401 --> 00:04:56,070 Oh, hello hello. 113 00:04:55,923 --> 00:04:58,825 Are you on the hunt for a nutritious breakfast? 114 00:04:58,709 --> 00:05:01,378 Huh? Yeah. 115 00:05:01,272 --> 00:05:04,474 Maybe there's one hiding behind your dignity. 116 00:05:05,434 --> 00:05:08,203 Enough. Mock all you want, 117 00:05:08,092 --> 00:05:10,560 But allow me to introduce you to 118 00:05:10,462 --> 00:05:12,763 The chad dylan cooper safari bar. 119 00:05:12,671 --> 00:05:14,505 It brings out the beast in you. 120 00:05:14,432 --> 00:05:17,501 Rarr! 121 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:19,714 You have your own energy bar? 122 00:05:19,621 --> 00:05:21,221 Yes, and more importantly, 123 00:05:21,157 --> 00:05:24,059 You don't. 124 00:05:23,943 --> 00:05:26,144 Oh, and it's good too. 125 00:05:26,057 --> 00:05:28,492 Oh. Ohh! 126 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:32,063 A little granola, nougat-- 127 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:35,720 What's that I'm tasting in the middle? 128 00:05:35,567 --> 00:05:38,102 Success. 129 00:05:38,001 --> 00:05:40,669 Chew on that, suckas! 130 00:05:40,563 --> 00:05:42,932 Ow! 131 00:05:44,566 --> 00:05:46,367 Pompous jerk. 132 00:05:46,295 --> 00:05:48,296 If grady were here, we'd be planning 133 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:51,686 A simple but easily-botched prank on him. 134 00:05:51,547 --> 00:05:54,516 Well, guess what. 135 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:57,332 Tawni is here. So we're gonna lose the botch 136 00:05:57,215 --> 00:05:59,717 And kick it up a notch. 137 00:05:59,617 --> 00:06:03,086 Oh, I like working with you already. 138 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:05,215 Grady never made our plans rhyme. 139 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,927 Oh, I do it all the time. See what I did there? 140 00:06:07,815 --> 00:06:10,016 I like it-- the "time-rhyme" thing. 141 00:06:10,729 --> 00:06:14,632 Who is this superhero? 142 00:06:14,476 --> 00:06:18,479 Oh, I know this one. It's-- it's-- 143 00:06:18,318 --> 00:06:20,886 Waterguy? 144 00:06:20,784 --> 00:06:23,552 No, aquaman. 145 00:06:23,441 --> 00:06:26,177 Aquaman, waterguy-- what's the difference? 146 00:06:26,068 --> 00:06:29,403 I don't hate waterguy. 147 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,608 Come on, sonny. 148 00:06:32,537 --> 00:06:34,805 If my brother's gonna believe you're my girlfriend, 149 00:06:34,714 --> 00:06:36,715 You've got to know this stuff. 150 00:06:36,636 --> 00:06:38,770 Just write it on your hand if you have to. 151 00:06:38,685 --> 00:06:41,954 Well, why don't you just hit me with some family questions first? 152 00:06:41,823 --> 00:06:44,858 Whoa, family? We're not moving on to family 153 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:48,473 Until you know about my loved ones. 154 00:06:48,323 --> 00:06:52,226 Sorry, but this is just like too much pressure. 155 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:54,805 I think I need a break. 156 00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:57,098 No. 157 00:06:57,002 --> 00:06:59,603 - What? - Are you dumping me? 158 00:06:59,499 --> 00:07:04,036 No, I just need a little fresh air. 159 00:07:03,854 --> 00:07:05,889 Okay. 160 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:11,476 This is how it starts. 161 00:07:11,412 --> 00:07:14,814 All right, aquaman-- bad. 162 00:07:14,678 --> 00:07:17,080 Iron man-- good. 163 00:07:16,984 --> 00:07:20,386 Narnia-- real. 164 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:23,485 What does your hand say about vampires? 165 00:07:23,356 --> 00:07:25,291 ( laughs ) 166 00:07:25,214 --> 00:07:27,248 Let's see... 167 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:29,068 It says "sweaty." 168 00:07:28,992 --> 00:07:31,427 I mean, no, "sweet." 169 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:32,897 That was bad. I mean-- 170 00:07:32,835 --> 00:07:35,670 What do you think about having lunch with me today? 171 00:07:35,557 --> 00:07:40,061 Um, let me check the hand you're not holding. 172 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,382 Ready? 173 00:07:43,242 --> 00:07:46,011 Oh, look at that. It says yes. 174 00:07:45,901 --> 00:07:48,736 Great. I'll text you the details. 175 00:07:48,623 --> 00:07:51,591 Great. I'll see you later. 176 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,974 - Later. - ( hisses ) 177 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:59,211 - Hey. - Oh, hey, girlfriend. 178 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:02,732 My brother just landed and he wants to haveunch with me and my lady. 179 00:08:02,585 --> 00:08:05,019 Lunch today? 180 00:08:04,922 --> 00:08:07,224 Thanks, sonny. This might be 181 00:08:07,132 --> 00:08:09,433 The coolest thing anyone's ever done for me. 182 00:08:11,231 --> 00:08:13,065 ( whistling a tune ) 183 00:08:16,514 --> 00:08:19,383 ( dramatic music playing ) 184 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,948 Tawni: Hey! Seriously! 185 00:08:40,115 --> 00:08:41,916 ( music stops ) 186 00:08:41,844 --> 00:08:44,846 Just a thought-- maybe your pranks are easily botched 187 00:08:44,726 --> 00:08:47,361 Because of loud music, bad choreography 188 00:08:47,256 --> 00:08:49,024 And the throwing of stuff. 189 00:08:48,954 --> 00:08:50,621 That's my style. 190 00:08:50,555 --> 00:08:53,423 Now put the bar with the fake label on there. 191 00:08:59,937 --> 00:09:03,073 ( chad singing ) 192 00:09:02,947 --> 00:09:05,315 ♪ chad dylan cooper safari bar ♪ 193 00:09:05,221 --> 00:09:07,989 ♪ if you're feeling bad-- jerky chad. ♪ 194 00:09:16,941 --> 00:09:18,575 Huh? 195 00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:26,752 That's weird. This all fit before. 196 00:09:26,644 --> 00:09:30,514 Dude, we can't eat this. 197 00:09:30,359 --> 00:09:32,393 Did you even read the warning label? 198 00:09:32,312 --> 00:09:34,713 No, all I read was my name on the bar 199 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:37,720 And my name on the check for the commercial I'm gonna shoot later. 200 00:09:37,596 --> 00:09:40,598 Well, you might want to take a look. 201 00:09:44,161 --> 00:09:46,963 "warning: Side effects may include 202 00:09:46,851 --> 00:09:50,086 The swelling and/or shrinkage of the head and-- 203 00:09:51,078 --> 00:09:53,079 And/or body." 204 00:09:52,999 --> 00:09:55,801 Get off my vest. 205 00:09:55,689 --> 00:09:58,991 "as well as intermittent hearing loss." 206 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,727 You... Shouldn't... 207 00:10:00,653 --> 00:10:03,588 And if you're... Longer than four hours.... 208 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,937 Hospital. 209 00:10:07,601 --> 00:10:10,069 ( hums a tune ) 210 00:10:09,971 --> 00:10:12,373 Where is my brother already? 211 00:10:12,277 --> 00:10:15,012 Grady, calm down. It's gonna be okay. 212 00:10:14,903 --> 00:10:16,904 Is it, sonny? Is it? 213 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:20,226 He's gonna see right through us. 214 00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:21,891 Not if we stick to the plan, okay? 215 00:10:21,819 --> 00:10:24,421 You're gonna break up with me in front of your brother 216 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:26,185 So you'll look strong 217 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:30,580 And so I can make my date with blake. 218 00:10:30,401 --> 00:10:32,436 You know what? I'm gonna break up with you 219 00:10:32,355 --> 00:10:34,856 Because I don't like your singing. 220 00:10:34,757 --> 00:10:37,592 Gravy! 221 00:10:37,478 --> 00:10:38,879 What's up, bro? 222 00:10:38,824 --> 00:10:41,559 Hey. Don't hit me. 223 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:43,818 - I'm not gonna hit you. - All right. 224 00:10:45,453 --> 00:10:47,620 That's for thinking I was gonna hit you. 225 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,843 Sorry I'm late. 226 00:10:51,761 --> 00:10:54,296 I was consoling some girl who was just dumped, 227 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:58,031 So of course, got her number! 228 00:10:57,877 --> 00:10:59,411 But I'm not gonna call her, 229 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:01,784 Because I don't want to deal with that baggage. 230 00:11:01,687 --> 00:11:05,824 Grant, you're even more charming in person. 231 00:11:05,659 --> 00:11:09,128 Wow, and you're even cuter. 232 00:11:08,989 --> 00:11:13,025 So did you win a date-somebody- out-of-your-league contest? 233 00:11:12,863 --> 00:11:14,197 Yeah. 234 00:11:14,145 --> 00:11:16,680 Are you kidding me? 235 00:11:16,578 --> 00:11:18,913 He is so in my league. 236 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:23,290 In fact, I'm out of his league. 237 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,681 Wow, way to go, bro. 238 00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:28,704 Delta nu rules! 239 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:32,595 Did I mention he's president of his fraternity? 240 00:11:32,494 --> 00:11:35,329 Delta nu rules! 241 00:11:36,209 --> 00:11:39,044 - ( phone mooing ) - oh, excuse me. 242 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:40,931 It's blake. He's wondering where I am, 243 00:11:40,852 --> 00:11:43,053 - So dump me when I get back. - Okay. 244 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:45,100 I'll miss you. I really will. 245 00:11:45,015 --> 00:11:47,282 I don't want to go. I don't want to go. 246 00:11:47,192 --> 00:11:49,794 You'd better be fast. I'm getting flustered. 247 00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:51,758 Wow. 248 00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:54,044 Mad props, little bro. Sonny's awesome. 249 00:11:53,949 --> 00:11:56,183 I'm crazy proud of you. 250 00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:58,095 You're proud of me? 251 00:11:58,015 --> 00:12:01,084 Totes. 252 00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:03,530 And when you two break up-- and trust me, 253 00:12:03,427 --> 00:12:06,263 At some point you will lose this girl-- 254 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,651 Guess who's gonna get the rebound. 255 00:12:09,544 --> 00:12:10,778 You? 256 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:15,633 As in ulysses s. Grant! 257 00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:17,804 Okay, grady, I'm back 258 00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:19,711 From rudely taking a phone call 259 00:12:19,631 --> 00:12:21,165 In the middle of our lunch. 260 00:12:21,104 --> 00:12:24,640 I'm sure you have something to say about that. 261 00:12:24,499 --> 00:12:27,801 Uh-huh, I do. Mm-hmm. 262 00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:30,371 I think it's adorable. And it makes me 263 00:12:30,263 --> 00:12:33,498 Never ever want to break up with you. 264 00:12:34,842 --> 00:12:36,309 Never? 265 00:12:36,251 --> 00:12:38,052 Ever. 266 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:41,216 And you can never ever have her. 267 00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:53,640 What did you do? 268 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,099 We had a plan. You were supposed to dump me. 269 00:12:55,999 --> 00:12:58,501 Sorry. I was gonna break up with you, 270 00:12:58,401 --> 00:13:00,902 But then grant said that if we ever broke up, 271 00:13:00,802 --> 00:13:04,472 He was gonna go after you. And I couldn't let that happen. 272 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,094 Well, thank you. I appreciate that. 273 00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:08,917 But what am I supposed to do about blake now? 274 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,409 Maybe he can do dinner instead. 275 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:13,308 Great idea. I'll text him. 276 00:13:13,228 --> 00:13:16,230 Ha ha ha! Good news-- 277 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:19,779 I've got a date with jennifer. 278 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,367 I mean, jessica. 279 00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:24,559 She's really special to me. 280 00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:26,535 Oh, blake can do dinner. 281 00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:28,387 Don't make any dinner plans. 282 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:30,945 The mitchell brothers are going on a double date. 283 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,574 Delta nu! 284 00:13:32,505 --> 00:13:35,708 Thanks, cousin. 285 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:38,548 What the delta am I supposed to do now? 286 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,254 You know, I'll just tell grant 287 00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:44,244 That you're pretending to be my girlfriend. 288 00:13:44,162 --> 00:13:47,331 And then I'll put my mouth guard in and take what's coming to me. 289 00:13:47,204 --> 00:13:49,972 Oh, no no. Just keep it in the case. 290 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:53,665 We've got to figure out a reason for you to break up with me before dinner. 291 00:13:53,512 --> 00:13:55,913 Yeah, but what could anybody do 292 00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:59,788 That would make a person want to break up with them? 293 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:02,498 Oh, jackpot. 294 00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:10,500 Oh, yeah. Jackpot. 295 00:14:10,388 --> 00:14:13,057 What do you think of this? 296 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,527 That is disgusting. 297 00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:19,675 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 298 00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,882 ( belches ) 299 00:14:21,789 --> 00:14:22,956 Oh. 300 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,944 - Seconds. - Oh. 301 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,664 What happened to you? 302 00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:31,496 Yeah, sonny, you are disgusting. 303 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:36,003 I'm gonna have to rethink our entire relationship. 304 00:14:35,814 --> 00:14:37,982 Yeah, you are... 305 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:40,331 - Thinking about marrying her. - What? 306 00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:43,369 You hit the jackpot, bro. You've got a girlfriend 307 00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:45,712 Who can never get on your case about being disgusting 308 00:14:45,614 --> 00:14:47,615 'cause she's even more disgusting. 309 00:14:47,535 --> 00:14:49,969 Sonny is gross and a hottie. 310 00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:51,640 She's a grottie. 311 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:55,406 So I guess this means I'll be seeing you at dinner. 312 00:14:56,341 --> 00:14:59,477 He's harder to kill than a vampire. 313 00:14:59,351 --> 00:15:02,186 You scored! She's disgusting. 314 00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:04,141 Gravy! 315 00:15:08,062 --> 00:15:11,030 - Blake. - Sonny? 316 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:15,815 I bet you're wondering why I'm dressed like this. 317 00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:19,455 You're not wearing this on our date, are you? 318 00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:21,803 'cause buca di fester's has a dress code. 319 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,704 Yeah, I've heard about that. 320 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,226 It's actually for a character 321 00:15:26,122 --> 00:15:31,193 On "so random!" called "gross-out girl." 322 00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:33,058 Pretty convincing, huh? 323 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,575 Nailed it. 324 00:15:34,512 --> 00:15:36,981 Don't worry about tonight. 325 00:15:36,882 --> 00:15:39,083 I'll be cleaned up in time for our date. 326 00:15:38,996 --> 00:15:40,763 Speaking of tonight, 327 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:43,394 I was just wondering if maybe we-- 328 00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:45,288 If you're going to push our date again, 329 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,309 Then maybe we should just cancel it. 330 00:15:47,225 --> 00:15:50,027 No no no, tonight's perfect. Tonight's great. 331 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,316 - Cool. - Cool. 332 00:15:52,221 --> 00:15:54,055 ( hisses ) 333 00:15:53,982 --> 00:15:55,683 Bye. 334 00:15:58,113 --> 00:16:00,714 I delta nu it. 335 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:06,450 Grody, change of plans. 336 00:16:06,311 --> 00:16:08,312 Bros' night out, bro. 337 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,033 So call your girlfriend and tell her 338 00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:12,429 She's free to do whatever she wants to do tonight, 339 00:16:12,331 --> 00:16:15,600 'cause you and me are going to buca di fester's. 340 00:16:15,469 --> 00:16:18,071 B-b-b-b-b-bouncing! 341 00:16:19,824 --> 00:16:21,825 Delta nu! 342 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:27,493 All right, everyone. We got a safar bar commercial to shoot. 343 00:16:27,382 --> 00:16:31,084 Let's go. Settle in. Places places. 344 00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:32,937 ( bell rings ) 345 00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:34,858 "in extreme cases 346 00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:36,814 Head swelling may be followed 347 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,934 By funhouse vision." 348 00:16:38,846 --> 00:16:41,281 Funhouse vision? What the heck is that? 349 00:16:41,184 --> 00:16:43,952 Oh! 350 00:16:43,841 --> 00:16:47,043 Chad dylan cooper for the safari bar, take one. 351 00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:49,692 And action! 352 00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:54,377 Being the greatest actor of a generation takes a lot out of you. 353 00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:57,218 So when life bites you, bite back. 354 00:16:59,756 --> 00:17:03,059 Chad, this is where you bite the bar. 355 00:17:09,908 --> 00:17:11,909 I can't do it, I can't. I can't do it. 356 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,765 It's poison, you hear me? 357 00:17:14,647 --> 00:17:16,815 Celebrity. 358 00:17:16,729 --> 00:17:18,763 Funhouse vision? 359 00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:24,478 Awesome. When did you have time to change the mirror? 360 00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:27,319 What are you talking about? I didn't change the mirror. 361 00:17:27,201 --> 00:17:29,235 Wha--? 362 00:17:30,563 --> 00:17:32,798 ( screaming ) 363 00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:37,334 Oh, you're good. 364 00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:45,450 Wow, sonny, I have to say, you clean up well. 365 00:17:45,262 --> 00:17:47,730 Thanks. 366 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,899 To soap and water. 367 00:17:51,922 --> 00:17:54,323 So tell me about the "tridark" series. 368 00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:57,590 Oh, this is great-- 369 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,495 You and me at a restaurant together 370 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,250 And you're not whaling on me 371 00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:02,877 Or pointing out my shortcomings 372 00:18:02,809 --> 00:18:04,677 Or telling me stuff that makes me feel like a loser. 373 00:18:04,603 --> 00:18:06,471 Your girlfriend's cheating on you. 374 00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:07,964 Yeah, stuff like that. 375 00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:11,238 No, your girlfriend is cheating on you. 376 00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:13,105 That's why I brought you here. Look. 377 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,994 Oh my gosh. It's my girlfriend 378 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,344 And blake radisson, 379 00:18:18,246 --> 00:18:22,048 Clearly having a business dinner. 380 00:18:21,895 --> 00:18:24,397 - Get over there. - No no. 381 00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:28,994 - Hey, sonny. - Grady. 382 00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:31,344 What are you doing here? 383 00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:33,815 What are you waiting for, bro? She's your girlfriend. 384 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,547 Mess him up good. 385 00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:40,003 Wait, girlfriend? Is that true? 386 00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:43,730 - It's complicated. - Labels-- friend, girlfriend 387 00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:46,677 All right! Once again you punk out 388 00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:49,122 And I've got to step in to protect the mitchell name. 389 00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:51,520 No no, stop stop. Enough. 390 00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,754 Sonny is not my girlfriend. 391 00:18:56,673 --> 00:18:59,675 So you were lying to me? 392 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,923 Yes, we were pretending to be a couple 393 00:19:01,828 --> 00:19:03,829 So you'd stop giving me grief 394 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,917 About not having a girlfriend. 395 00:19:05,831 --> 00:19:10,835 Sonny, go get yourself a vampire. 396 00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:13,136 Thanks, grady. 397 00:19:13,036 --> 00:19:15,170 Okey-dokey, since everything's cleared up, 398 00:19:15,085 --> 00:19:17,687 I am single and totally available. 399 00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:20,051 Of course you are. A girl like you 400 00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:23,255 Would never date a dork like that. 401 00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:24,591 Excuse me? 402 00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:26,801 I'm just saying we're good here. 403 00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:29,912 And I'm just saying we're done here. 404 00:19:29,784 --> 00:19:32,619 Excuse me? 405 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,074 Yeah, if being sweet, kind and sensitive 406 00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:36,973 Makes you a dork, then yes, 407 00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,594 Grady is the dorkiest dork there is. 408 00:19:38,526 --> 00:19:42,429 But I'd rather date a dork over a jerk any day. 409 00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:44,974 Thanks, sonny. ( clears throat ) 410 00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:46,867 Now I believe the lady 411 00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:49,423 Just gave you your flying papers. 412 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,653 ( hisses ) 413 00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:55,457 It works better when I've got the makeup on 414 00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:57,639 And the script says that you're scared. 415 00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:01,177 ( hisses ) 416 00:20:03,248 --> 00:20:08,185 So, grant, I don't really have a girlfriend. 417 00:20:07,987 --> 00:20:10,255 Let the humiliation begin. 418 00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,366 - You're a lucky man. - Oh, come on! 419 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:16,181 Wait, what? 420 00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:19,027 I've had a million girlfriends... 421 00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,576 Eww. 422 00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:25,405 But I've never had a friend who's a girl. 423 00:20:25,248 --> 00:20:27,883 Actually, I've never had a friend like sonny at all-- 424 00:20:27,777 --> 00:20:30,078 Someone who always has your back. 425 00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:33,056 You mean, kind of like a brother? 426 00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,934 Yeah. 427 00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:36,855 Yeah, like a brother. 428 00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:39,511 You know, all these years 429 00:20:39,402 --> 00:20:41,770 I thought you should be more like me, 430 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,310 But maybe I should be a little more like you. 431 00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:51,353 Starting right now I will always be here for you. 432 00:20:52,499 --> 00:20:54,500 Nice! 433 00:20:55,637 --> 00:20:57,838 Delta nu! 434 00:20:59,576 --> 00:21:01,644 I like the new grant. 435 00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:03,563 I like the new grady. 436 00:21:03,483 --> 00:21:05,383 Hey, while we're here, want to get a bite to eat? 437 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,308 - Yeah. - Great. 438 00:21:07,229 --> 00:21:09,898 - Here you are. - Thank you. 439 00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,792 You're welcome. 440 00:21:14,883 --> 00:21:17,018 - So... - No. 441 00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:19,167 To friendship! 442 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,018 - Hey. - Hey. 443 00:21:34,175 --> 00:21:36,075 How was your weekend? 444 00:21:35,999 --> 00:21:39,569 Oh, good. Yeah, it was good. 445 00:21:39,427 --> 00:21:43,630 - How was yours? - Good. 446 00:21:43,461 --> 00:21:45,829 I heard you dated sonny. 447 00:21:45,735 --> 00:21:47,736 Oh, sorta. 448 00:21:47,656 --> 00:21:50,625 Heard you pranked with tawni. 449 00:21:50,507 --> 00:21:55,010 Yeah, a little. 450 00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:55,827 - Was she better than me? - Was she better than me? 451 00:21:55,788 --> 00:21:57,758 Wait, don't answer that. 452 00:21:57,808 --> 00:22:02,358 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0